It’s my birthday on Thursday (I’m 18 again). I want to have the cutest nails ever because I’m the birthday girl. What should I do on my nails?

My nails were boring me, so while taking photos on a shoot I also did my nails. I had no time to be creative so I simply painted them pink and stuck on gems. 

For one of my Christmas presents I got given a nail foil set. So here’s what I did with some of it. More foiling to come. xx

I caved in and put my acrylics back on. Shut up, I lasted 2 whole weeks, so well done me! Seen as I felt like an ugly boy while I didn’t have my nails on I decided to go pink mad with my new nails. I no longer feel like a boring boy. xx

About a month ago me and my flat mate saw that Nails Inc. had done a collaboration with Chambord Liquor to create a nail colour. Seen as I live and breath nails and Chambord is my favourite liquor I thought my birthday had come early. Because my flat mate is the best person in the world she tried to find me the gift set for my christmas present, but with no luck. So imagine my surprise and ridiculous excitement to open a present from my new guy’s mama only to find the very same gift set. I can die happy now. xx

I had to take my acrylics off for a couple of weeks. I’ve had acrylics on since I was about 16 and I’m a chronic nail biter, which means my real nails are shockingly bad. Having my real nails showing made me sad, so I did the only thing that I could to make them look ok-ish. I painted pink bows with pink gems on them. Done. 

Kirsty wanted one hand as monsters and one hand as leopard prints. With some 3-D goggly eyes I created magic. These are some of my favourite nails. xx

I love doing Ali’s nails because she always wants something impossible, but we always find a way to make the dream come true. Ali wanted every colour I had on her nails (which is almost 100 colours), as it is we came to a compromise and pained her nails in 20 different colours. Something for everyone! xx

Recently I have been off radar from pretty much everything. I wold love to say that it’s because I’ve been too busy playing at being a boss lady. But as it is, it’s simply because I don’t feel like doing anything. At all. I’ve been spending my days in bed and my nights at work and everything in between has been taken up with reading comics and watching Come Dine With Me. It’s not like me to be a lazy fucker, but I guess we all need time off… Maybe I’ll just blame the whole thing on my period.