Texts From Last Night

We’ve all woken up the morning after the night before and had to check our phone to see what happened. I used to hate myself until I found the website Texts From Last Night, and realised it’s not just me! So fuck it, let’s have another Tequila! 

Some of my recent favourites:

-’they had a keg party to fund her abortion.’

-’I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it’

-’I bet him anal if they won…the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week’

-’I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation’

Old but good: THE GHOSTFACE KILLAH DOLL

I know this came out a while ago, but I haven’t done a post about it, so here it is: The GhostFace Killah Action Figure!!
For $500 you can buy this little 9inch doll of the Ghost himself. It comes complete with a 14k gold chain, a gold chalice with Swarovski crystals and a special mix-tape with original GhostFace Killah catch-phrases. 
However as there was only 500 made, it’s pretty safe to say they’ve sold out. 




American Apparel Ads

I REALLY hate the American Apparel adverts. They make me become a raging feminist. Sure, sex sells, and obviously sells well, seen as American Apparel is making billions, and I’m sure many people (mainly men) around the world love these images. But why must women be put into sexual positions just to sell a t-shirt?! And what woman would chose to model for adverts like these? This website has put together the 50 most Sluttiest American Apparel ads of all time. Looking at them all makes me really question the people behind the adverts and the girls in them. And is it me, but do all these girls look under-age? 



The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Alter Egos.

Obviously I love reality TV, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta is up there with the best of them. These photos by Derek Blanks show each of the women’s alter egos:

Kandi as a drunk driver and her victim
Kim as a Stepford corpse and as a mistress whore corpse
Lisa as Adina Howard and as Tootie from Facts of Life
Nene as Shaq in drag and as Shaq in drag
Sheree as a biological woman and as a biological man





Mario Wears Well

A young designer from Philadelphia just up-loaded photos of her new clothing collection based on Super Mario:

“So I’m a fashion major. Graduated in 2007, and just NOW got around to uploading pics of my stuff!  I’m an avid gamer for life. Shooters, RPGs, PC, nintendo, Xbox… I’ll play anything if I can afford it. I also don’t like to take myself too seriously, so I decided that my senior collection was going to be mario eveningwear. Ya know, lots of sequins, duchess satin, chiffon, coupled with the crazy icons we know and love.”
What a brilliant person! I want the Mushroom dress…






Too ‘Stupid’ To Marry

A Scottish Woman was told she was not cleaver enough to get married 42 hours before her wedding. The Daily Mail reported:


“Social workers banned a young woman from her own wedding in an extraordinary row over whether she is bright enough to get married.

Kerry Robertson, who has mild learning difficulties, was told her wedding was being halted just 48 hours before she was to walk up the aisle with fiance Mark McDougall.

But two days before they were due to say their vows in front of 20 guests, social services told the bride-to-be that she would have to cancel the big day because she ‘did not understand the implications of getting married’.”

Read the rest of the article here…


Made Me Clothing

I’ve always loved Made Me clothing. Erin Magee-Albino is a genius. I’m wearing their leggings as I write this. Made Me’s Fall 09 collection just dropped, here’s what it’s about:

“MADEME’S HANDSOME FALL 2009 COLLECTION, TOUGH LOVE IS INSPIRED BY ANDROGYNY AND THE IDEA TO MOVE SOCIETY FORWARD THROUGH CHALLENGING WHAT IS CONVENTIONALLY SEXY.  USING TRADITIONALLY MASCULINE SILHOUETTES WITH FEMININE FITS AND NEW YORK STREET SENSIBILITY, TOUGH LOVEIS A COLLECTION DEFINED BY AESTHETIC AND ATTITUDE.” 






The Sleazy Girls’ Day of Fun

The Sleazy girls are putting on an afternoon of fun in association with PUSSY Magazine: 

SUNDAY 20th SEPTEMBER  

Tea, Cakes, Face painting, Vintage Clothes and Nails!!!  

Come down to the basement of Nice n’ Sleazy between 1-7 to buy clothes, eat cakes and get your nails did. Then stay for a special Dj Set from The Errors. You know you want to…  

Nice n’ Sleazy 
421 sauchiehall st. glasgow G2 3LG 
07754054765


WAHt the..


You knows Pussy loves its claws. Especially colourful jeweled ones. In the heart of Dalston on Kingsland road, a new kind of boutique has opened up. It’s the brainchild of WAH magazine founder Sharmadean Reid; WAH Nails promises to give you a different experience whilst getting your nails did. Half Nail boutique, half gallery-come-boutique, they stock everything from old issues of ID Magazine to Married to the Mob and Stussy Girls. We went down to check out the nails and sales.

It already stands out as a place to be from the bus passing down the road. Colourful banana typo in the window, hula hoops and magazines displayed by the door. On arrival Pussy got a friendly welcome and a cup of tea, and the chance to design what nail art you want on some illustrated print outs. I opted for a gloomy bear style bloody claw (after hawking one on my phone for a good while), and sat down for my treatment with Sharmadean. She was great, and the nails were exactly what I’d hoped for. People been checking them out on the bus since. Sharmadean hopes for WAH domination, and a sister boutique in her hometown of Wolverhampton, where her family could take over and work. It good to know this girl is proud of where she came from and hoping to give something back. It’s fun and the nail art is well done, and gives the customer a chance to get creative and get what they really want. Head down for some new stitches, nail work or keep checking the blog for one of their up and coming parties!






Nail art starts from £8, find it at 420 Kingsland Road, London, E8 4AA, 020 7812 9889.

http://www.wah-magazine.com

Oh and this is how things looked, need to get my nails filed into claws next…