A conversation I over heard in the Barbie aisle In Wal-Mart yesterday:
Mother: How about getting a Ken Doll?
Mother: But you don’t have any boy Barbies…
Daughter: That’s because boy’s smell.
Never a truer word spoken.
My Bestie just got a new tattoo. There’s loads of new tattoos I want, but I can’t make up my mind on anything. I do love Tetris, but not enough to get it inked onto myself. But then, these Tetris hearts are the cutest…
I found this ages ago… it’s basically one of the best things I’ve ever seen… I’m not sure who the artist is, but I think it might be God.
I feel like I’ve been eating for days… well, I have, I’m on holiday. Here’s a My Little Pony picture to colour in incase you’re bored… print it out and colour it in, and if you’re really bored, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll put it up if it’s good. Done.
I didn’t know he was dead…
I’ve read so much about the new Tattoo Barbie. When I saw it in a Wal-Mart in Vermont it took a hell of a lot of self-control not to buy it. I walked away empty handed.
I’ve worn nail varnish for as long as I can remember, but make-up is a relatively new thing for me. I probably would have got in to it sooner had someone got me this when I was a kid… thanks Mum and Dad, for my rubbish up-bringing.
Barbie is beautiful, but every girl needs some help. These new Barbies are dedicated to getting your nails and hair did. Nails + Barbie = YES PLEASE!!
I want every single Barbie ever made. When I saw these 50th Anniversary landmark Barbies months ago in a posh shop in London I wanted them badly. Really badly. Then I saw them yesterday in K-Mart and I think it was God telling me that they are meant to be owned my me.
Wal-Mart and K-Mart don’t exist in the UK, which is probably a good thing because I’d be bankrupt by now. Today I went to both Wal-Mart and K-Mart just to look at the Barbies. Not only did they have more Barbies than any toy shop in England, but every single one was a million times better than the ones back home…
Don’t worry, I took photos:
They had the 50th Anniversary ‘Generations of Dreams’ Barbie ($39.99)
They had the Birthstone Beauties collection, including my birthstone ‘Miss Garnet’, January, complete with brunette hair, just like me ($21.99)
And incase I was missing Scotland, they had the ‘Dolls of the World, Miss Scotland’, complete with Ginger locks ($21.99)
Love it. x
PUSSY is across the big pond. For 3 weeks PUSSY is in the East-Coast, Vermont the NYC. And what a better way to start the trip but with a basket of Chicken and fries and a free refills lemonade. Let the fun begin! xx
My Big Brother just gave me my birthday present. My Birthday was in January. Whateves. I’m not a massive ipod girl, I’ve only ever had a cute little shuffle one. But that was getting tired, and so was my tape player I’ve had for years. My Big Bro gave me a big ipod (Thanks Bro!!), but when I turned it on it broke. My tape player is still going after 10 years…
What’s so bad about still using tapes?
I love going to all ages gigs, you get a cute stamp like the one above and there are no queues for the bar. Plus there’s a lot more kissing and bitching. Love it.
My girl got her hair dyed blonder (basically white) and I re-did mine, back to Black. We did it on the same day and took a photo…
Blonde or Brunette?
These nails read “Barbie *HEART* Ken”. Using my signature pink, and my signature nail artist, they are the bestest… Ever.
It’s Thursday afternoon and I’m bored… BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!