I’m not one for poetry, I just don’t get it. But my Mama gave me this little poem that says it all, enjoy!!
I Shall Paint My Nails Red
Because a bit of colour is a public service
Because I am proud of my hands
Because it will remind me I’m a woman
Because I will look like a survivor
Because I can admire them in traffic jams
Because my daughter will say urgh
Because my lover will be surprised
Because it is quicker than dyeing my hair
Because it is a ten-minute moratorium
Because it is reversible.
I got my nails did by a boy today.
Bless his heart for trying, but they are the most boring nails I’ve ever had (nice hand massage though!).
Here is his creation:
I couldn’t leave the house like that, so I added to his ‘work of art’…
Here’s my creation:
Never get a boy to do a girl’s job.
Even though Mace is illegal over here I still carry it around, fuckers are crazy sometimes! Mace’s Security Super Store has launched this pepper spray gun, that comes in various colours (clearly Pink is the best) and is re-usable.
How can something this pretty be against the law?
Sex sells. Fact.
Burger King’s new advert for the “Super Seven Incher” works it. The small prints includes such lines as ‘Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame grilled”, and ‘Piping hot beef laden with creamy Mayo.’
As a woman I guess I should find this shocking and offensive, but instead it makes me want to find the nearest Seven Incher to take home and taste his creamy Mayo.
I’ve never read the book, I’ve never seen the film. I don’t know the name of that main boy who everyone loves, and I really don’t like vampires. But I am a girl, which means I love Barbie and Make-Up. So these new Twilight products are getting me excited.
Make-Up company DuWop have come out with a cosmetics range inspired by the film, with the first thing being released is a Lip Venom to plump up your lips.
And now Mattel has released Barbie Dolls of the main characters… I don’t know anything about these characters, but I want them, bad.
My daddy loves Star Trek, therefore I love Star Trek. I was raised a Trekkie, I was forced to watch it and love it. These Klingon Baby products are part of an art show, but fuck art, when do these hit the shops?
I’ll have a kid just so I can use these…
D&G’s ss10 is inspired by Urban Britain and cowboy culture… it’s all about pairing denim with British elegance.
PUSSY likes the idea of cowboys in the UK. Let’s hope this trend catches on…
This was given to PUSSY as a present (Thank You!!). It’s a little bag full of Vodka. The bag is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, or anywhere else you want to put it. This is one of the cutest ways to carry around spirits, plus the bag is strong enough not to pop and splash all over you.
I’m not a girlie girl, you’ll probably never see me wearing a corset, unless I’m getting paid a hell of a lot of cheddar and the boy is fine, other than that, no way.
Then I came across Tactical Corsets, a company that creates ‘high-fashion high-function clothes for empowered women’. In short, they make bullet-proof corsets. Plus, each corset comes with secret pockets and straps to attach things like pepper spray and handcuffs to.
How have I survived 21 years without one of these?!
Tetris is the shit. No matter what games are invented (except for Street Fighter), nothing compares. I played Tetris 24/7 when I was little, until my Big Brother took his Gameboy back, now I play it when ever my Bestie lets me touch her DS.
These plant pots were designed by some artist somewhere. They have made my day.
One of PUSSY’S bestie mates gave this as a gift… It’s a vanilla flavoured vodka shot in a little bottle that looks like sperm… um, YES PLEASE!!!
It’s not been drunk yet, I wonder if it gets better with time..??
Real girls fake it, and the best way is with a tube of lube. But no girl wants to walk around with a big bottle of the stuff in her purse. PUSSY has re-discovered the joys of FREE SAMPLES!!!
These pocket size samples of K-Y were found at a boy’s house (A boy who was actually a fully-grown man, and a doctor), he had a draw full of them. It would have been rude not to sample some…
These samples of I-D (PUSSY’S favourite lube to date), were given free at the end of a sex conference. PUSSY learnt ALOT.
Don’t leave the house without some xx
A couple summers ago NYC authorities came up with the idea of NYC condoms… You can’t buy these as they were handed out free. PUSSY is all about safe sex, and these rubbers are just cute. Plus they remind me of the hot Brooklyn summers spent on the Subway…
Food gets me through the day, literally. Where would we all be without food or clothes? probably looking like Lindsey Lohan (Size 0 and naked).
Artist Joy Kampia O’Shell has knitted this outfit simple because she loves food and clothes. Well, so does PUSSY… Hallelujah!
PUSSY loves underwear, any type of underwear.
These Pant Purses are designed to look like little kiddy Y-fronts. Who doesn’t want to stuff their underwear with various things? Love it!
Apparently Barbie can write now, and she’s telling us all how to dress… PUSSY is all for it!!!
Check out this month’s Vogue to see what Barbie is saying and how to steal her style.