I’m not one for poetry, I just don’t get it. But my Mama gave me this little poem that says it all, enjoy!!

Even though Mace is illegal over here I still carry it around, fuckers are crazy sometimes! Mace’s Security Super Store has launched this pepper spray gun, that comes in various colours (clearly Pink is the best) and is re-usable. 

Sex sells. Fact.
Burger King’s new advert for the “Super Seven Incher” works it. The small prints includes such lines as ‘Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame grilled”, and ‘Piping hot beef laden with creamy Mayo.’
As a woman I guess I should find this shocking and offensive, but instead it makes me want to find the nearest Seven Incher to take home and taste his creamy Mayo.

My grandma died years ago. I miss her a lot because she was the shit. I keep little things that used to be hers just so I can remember her. However, there is no way in hell I would have design student Anna Schwamborn make jewelery out of my dead Grandmama’s hair. As original as this is, it’s fucked up.

I’ve never read the book, I’ve never seen the film. I don’t know the name of that main boy who everyone loves, and I really don’t like vampires. But I am a girl, which means I love Barbie and Make-Up. So these new Twilight products are getting me excited.

Make-Up company DuWop have come out with a cosmetics range inspired by the film, with the first thing being released is a Lip Venom to plump up your lips.

And now Mattel has released Barbie Dolls of the main characters… I don’t know anything about these characters, but I want them, bad.

My daddy loves Star Trek, therefore I love Star Trek. I was raised a Trekkie, I was forced to watch it and love it. These Klingon Baby products are part of an art show, but fuck art, when do these hit the shops?
I’ll have a kid just so I can use these…

Kush Support is a little company that has come up with the idea of ‘Breast Supports’. These are small soft plastic tubes that you put between your tits while you sleep. It’s meant to help take the weight of your tits.
As a girl with no weight on her tits, this makes no sense, why not just get the man lying next to you to put his own soft tube there instead…

D&G’s ss10 is inspired by Urban Britain and cowboy culture… it’s all about pairing denim with British elegance.
PUSSY likes the idea of cowboys in the UK. Let’s hope this trend catches on…

xx

This was given to PUSSY as a present (Thank You!!). It’s a little bag full of Vodka. The bag is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, or anywhere else you want to put it. This is one of the cutest ways to carry around spirits, plus the bag is strong enough not to pop and splash all over you. 

I’m not a girlie girl, you’ll probably never see me wearing a corset, unless I’m getting paid a hell of a lot of cheddar and the boy is fine, other than that, no way. 

One of PUSSY’S bestie mates gave this as a gift… It’s a vanilla flavoured vodka shot in a little bottle that looks like sperm… um, YES PLEASE!!! 

These pocket size samples of K-Y were found at a boy’s house (A boy who was actually a fully-grown man, and a doctor), he had a draw full of them. It would have been rude not to sample some…

These samples of I-D (PUSSY’S favourite lube to date), were given free at the end of a sex conference. PUSSY learnt ALOT.

Don’t leave the house without some  xx

A couple summers ago NYC authorities came up with the idea of NYC condoms… You can’t buy these as they were handed out free. PUSSY is all about safe sex, and these rubbers are just cute. Plus they remind me of the hot Brooklyn summers spent on the Subway…

PUSSY loves underwear, any type of underwear.

Apparently Barbie can write now, and she’s telling us all how to dress… PUSSY is all for it!!!